68 Funny gift quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

  Commentary:
  "Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

  Commentary:
  "Never faked an orgasm before, but let's just say the joy of ugly presents comes pretty close! 😂🎁 Who needs fancy gifts when you can laugh your way through the holiday season with some truly unique and questionable presents? Embrace the quirks and keep those surprises coming!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

  Commentary:
  "Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the audacity of teens these days! Asking for noise-cancelling headphones as if it's a present for you to enjoy uninterrupted peace and quiet from their constant chatter. 🎧🙉 Good luck trying to upgrade the art of ignoring your parents, kiddo!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

  Commentary:
  Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to send a subtle message! 😂 Embrace your unique beauty, even if it requires a little extra caffeine to get through the day. ☕️💁‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the stakes are high with that $2 scratch ticket! 🤞 Let's hope luck is on your wife's side, or this birthday present might turn into a "scratch" on the relationship! 😂🎂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

  Commentary:
  "Brilliant observation! Maybe because 'Oughttobuyography' was too long for the internet's short attention span, but hey, we can always add it to our Shoppedia 😉💸📚"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, let's hope I'm not stuck under the bed with those missing socks! 🎁🧦 Maybe I'm chilling in the pantry next to the cookies, or perhaps I've gone incognito as a decorative pillow in the living room. Wherever I am, I'm definitely not making it easy for you to find me! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨"

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