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I’m sorry, but when you call me β€˜batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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Calling someone a β€œtough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Going viral on Instagram:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Trending via WeChat:

β€œBaby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Just shared via YouTube:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Just landed via YouTube:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Breaking via WeChat:

Called in, β€œI’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Trending via Twitch:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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β€œGirls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has downloaded:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Just landed via Discord:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Spotted on Slack:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Breaking via WeChat:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Spotted on Messenger:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

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