funny hospitality quotes - Wordgag

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

May 18, 2026

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Mar 31, 2026

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Mar 31, 2026

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Mar 30, 2026

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Mar 30, 2026

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Mar 29, 2026