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16 Funny grow quotes

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

1 month ago

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

2 months ago

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

3 months ago

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

3 months ago

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

3 months ago

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

3 months ago

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

3 months ago

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

3 months ago

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

3 months ago

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

3 months ago

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

3 months ago

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

3 months ago

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

3 months ago

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

3 months ago

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

3 months ago

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

3 months ago