30 Funny grow quotes

• What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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  4 weeks ago

  age, answering, around, curiosity, door, grow, home, house, humor, i, knocking, sneaking

• Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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  1 month ago

  aging, cherry, cherry tomato, dream, dream job, fun, gardening, getting, goal, goals, grow, growing, growing plant, humor, job, land, life, life goal, older, plant, success, things, tomato, transition

• Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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  2 months ago

  anyone, finance, gardening, grow, humor, know, money, question, tree

• Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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  2 months ago

  even, grow, growth, haircut, hairstyle, humor, joke, patience, remember, worst

• Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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  2 months ago

  escape, fly, flying, frustration, grow, humor, irony, obsession, peeve, pet, pet peeve, pretending, room

• If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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  2 months ago

  35, company, employment, grow, growth, hiring, humor, job, office, people, sign, us, work, workload

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, childhood, confidence, ever, freak, girl, grow, humor, i, ID, little, quirky, self-identity, weird

• You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, beauty, confidence, glow, glow-up, grow, hotter, humor, improvement, maturity, self, self-improvement

• Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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  2 months ago

  anthropomorphism, dinner, event, food, food waste, gala, grow, humor, i, satire, shrimp, want, waste

• Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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  2 months ago

  adult, asking, aspiration, career, child, children, dream, grow, growth, humor, idea, want

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