19 Funny grow quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, 'weird freak' is just another way of saying 'limited edition'! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

  Commentary:
  🔥🤣 "Finally, a reason to look forward to wrinkles! Who knew maturity came with a built-in heating system? #GlowUpGoals #AgeLikeFineWine 🍷✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like this shrimp has big dreams—aiming to make a splash even if it's just as fancy leftover! 🍤😂 Just remember, whether it's on a plate or in a party trash bin, it's all about making a statement. Keep reaching for those gourmet goals! 🍽️🎉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Kids have it all figured out, don't they? Meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. Maybe I should start taking career advice from kindergarteners!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

  Commentary:
  🌵 "I don't need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns." 🌍

  Well said! Who needs a thick skin when you can just trim back those prickly thorns, right? Maybe we should send a memo to Mother Nature to work on her landscaping skills! 😉🌿 #ThornsBeGone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a playful take on that quote:

  "Just imagine the world if Pinocchio's nose rule applied! 🤥👃📏 We'd have a forest of noses sprouting up faster than you can say 'fib'! 🌳😂 Who needs lie detectors when we have lying noses to give us away? 🚫🤥👃 #TruthTellersUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

  Commentary:
  "Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It's like we're all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive overnight hair growth phenomenon – Nature's way of keeping us on our toes and our eyebrows on fleek! 🌱💁‍♂️ Just when you think you're safe, BAM! Bangs appear where you least expect them. It's all fun and games until you wake up looking like a Chia Pet! 😂 #BadHairDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  "I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"

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