I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic tale of unrequited love between a person and a gym – the treadmill of heartbreak 💔. Sometimes, no matter how many reps you do, the gym still wants some space. Time to find a new workout partner, maybe yoga or pilates will be a better match! 🧘‍♂️💪 #GymBreakup #SweatingItOut

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Commentary:
"Who needs to lift weights when you can exercise your fingers by selecting snacks from the vending machine instead? 💪🍫 #GymGoals #SnackAttack"

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Commentary:
"Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you've unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you've got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷‍♂️"