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Sounds like the best workout plan I've ever heard of! 🥨🍫😄
43 Funny gym quotes
When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.
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Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪
Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.
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Skipping broccoli for the abs project, because who needs kale when you’ve got mirror motivation? 🍫🏋️♂️🙈
I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.
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😂🏋️♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙♀️💦
The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
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"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️♂️🍔"
At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.
Commentary:
"Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"
No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.
Commentary:
"Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"
If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…
Commentary:
"Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! 🏋️♂️💪😂 Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new 'personal bests'?"
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.
Commentary:
"Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you've unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you've got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷♂️"
Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
Commentary:
"Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"