41 Funny hands quotes

• The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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  4 weeks ago

  band, concert, giant, giant magnet, guitar, hands, humor, i, influence, magnet, music, shows, The Velvet Underground, underground, velvet

• Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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  2 months ago

  casual, eating, fat, food, guy, hand, hands, humor, laziness, lazy, political, rice, self-deprecation

• I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, exercise, fitness, hand, hand awkwardness, hands, humor, i, indecision, jogging, never, running, sure

• Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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  2 months ago

  animal, believe, book, books, hand, hands, humor, penguin, publish, tiny, tiny hand, writing

• Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, around, back, behind, dad, disgust, everything, fun, hands, hands behind back, looking, mild, much, right, walking

• Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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  2 months ago

  arm, arm wrestling, bonding, contact, eye, eye contact, eyes, hands, hold, humor, invention, male, male bonding, men, others, playful, romance, wrestling

• The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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  2 months ago

  advice, birthday, COVID-19, hand, hand wash, hands, health, health rule, humor, i, joke, lesson, only, pandemic, quirky, quirky advice, remember, rule, social, social joke, wash

• When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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  2 months ago

  activity, animal, cat, dealer, done, eating, gesture, hands, humor, i, playful, quirky, show

• The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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  2 months ago

  autonomy, behavior, bodily, bodily autonomy, concept, dominance, everyday, everyday humor, hand, hand dominance, hands, helping, hilarious, human, human behavior, humor, just, me, observation, personality, personality traits, playful, playful observation, traits

• Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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  2 months ago

  animal, casual, cat, everyday, hands, humor, hygiene, laundry, pet, sarcasm, sink, towel, washing

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