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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.
It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.
Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.
Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!
Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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1 day ago
Share →: Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"
7 days ago
Share →: Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Commentary:
"At least your love life is in safe hands… even if your wallet isn’t! 😂💸👐"
1 month ago
Share →: His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Commentary:
"His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! 😂🙌🗣️"
2 months ago
Share →: You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Commentary:
🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭
3 months ago
Share →: Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet scent of love mingling with the not-so-fragrant flu bugs 🤧💕 Remember folks, romance is great, but nothing kills the vibe like a runny nose – wash those hands and keep the love strong and germs weak! 🧼🥰"
5 months ago
Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic glasses-off, face-in-hands move – the universal signal for 'I am overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of my own thoughts.' 🤓🙈 Procrastination level: Expert!"
5 months ago
Share →: Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of modern dating – where texting first can feel like a grand gesture of desperation! 🙈 Remember, ladies, sometimes you gotta take the reins and send that message, because who knows, maybe he's just waiting for a cute emoji from you to break the ice! 😉📱 #TextingDilemmas
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Commentary:
What a hilarious routine! 🐾🎰 It's like your dog is waiting for the snack jackpot every time. Who knew snack time could feel so much like a high-stakes game show for your fluffy companion? Keep the entertainment going for both of you! 🍪🤣