Commentary:
Guess that’s one way to create an *unplugged* performance! 🔌😄🎸
47 Funny hands quotes
Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.
Commentary:
Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴
I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.
Commentary:
Guess my master plan to avoid jogging just leaked! 🤦♂️🏃♂️💨
Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.
Commentary:
Penguins must have the most patient editors—those tiny flippers aren’t built for typing! 🐧📙✍️😆
Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.
Commentary:
Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶♂️🤨✨
Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.
Commentary:
Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.
Commentary:
Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣
When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.
Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
Commentary:
"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"