11 Funny hang out quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

  Commentary:
  "When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone maxed out their social battery way too quickly! Remember, it's all fun and games until you realize you're still in 'recovery mode' from last week's hangout marathon. Pace yourself, my friend, socializing is a marathon, not a sprint!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social niceties when you can just cut to the chase and declare your exit strategy like a boss? 🏃‍♂️💨 'I wanna go home now' – the ultimate mic drop line for any hang-out session! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone finally got rid of the curse and is ready to mingle! 🧙‍♀️💫 Who needs a spell book when you've got good company, am I right? Let's hang out and spread some magic together! 🎉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the grapefruit – the rebellious cousin of the fruit family 🍇! Unapologetically tangy and notoriously confusing with its name game 😆. Whoever thought naming it grapefruit next to grape was just asking for fruity chaos 🍊🍇. Let's invite them to our next fruit salad shindig for some good laughs and juicy puns! 🥳🍍🍓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? 🕊️🪶 Bet He didn't expect us to team up and make a party out of it! 🎉 Let's show Him what teamwork really looks like! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like autocorrect is the ultimate wingman trying to spice up your plans! 🤣 Who knew a simple question could lead to a canceled hangout. Always double-check before hitting send, folks! 🔍 #TechFail #AutoIncorrect"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just schedule a quick 100-year therapy session and we can totally chill after that. 🕰️🧘‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you have a friend like this? 🤪💪 Let the insanity begin – fitness boot camp or just a wild ride, you decide! 🏋️‍♂️😜 #CertifiedCrazyTrainer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that 4-year-old has a stand-up comedy career in the making! 🎤 Who needs plans when you have a mini comedian on the loose? 😄 #FutureComedyStar"

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