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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Making waves on Discord:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Spotted on Facebook:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Going viral on X:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Trending via Slack:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Just landed via TikTok:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Spotted on Threads:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Trending via Snapchat:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Spotted on Pinterest:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Trending via WeChat:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Just shared via X:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Making waves on Messenger:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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