Funny Hansel quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine stumbling upon the house from Hansel and Gretel, only to find it magically transformed into a delicious taco paradise! 🌮🏠 Now that's a spicy twist on a classic tale that is sure to leave your taste buds wanting more! Just make sure not to nibble on the walls, or you might end up attracting some very hungry taco-loving witches! 🌮🧙‍♀️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

  Commentary:
  "Kids acting all surprised about ants in my car 🐜🤷‍♂️ Like they didn't just casually drop snack crumbs everywhere like they're marking their territory! Hansel and Gretel would be proud 😂🍞 #CrumbTrailChronicles"

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