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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Trending via Snapchat:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Breaking via Threads:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Just landed via TikTok:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Spotted on YouTube:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, β€œCome grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Trending via YouTube:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Trending via Telegram:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Going viral on X:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Just shared via Slack:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

β€œYou’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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