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Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Reddit:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Spotted on Facebook:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Making waves on YouTube:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Making waves on X:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Seen just now on Discord:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Just landed via Facebook:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Making waves on TikTok:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Spotted on YouTube:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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94 shares on TikTok this month:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

28 shares on X this month:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,687

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Making waves on Facebook:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Spotted on Telegram:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Just landed via TikTok:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Going viral on Discord:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Just landed via Discord:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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