Funny Hitler quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

  Commentary:
  "Time travelers facing tough ethical dilemmas: Do we really need to take down baby Hitler, or can we just catch him in his angsty teenage phase? #ChronoConundrums"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew hiking could be so controversial Don't worry, there are plenty of other dictators out there with alternative date plans! #SwipeLeft"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

  Commentary:
  "Let's not trigger the rise of an AI dictator with hurt feelings! #AIArtMatters #BeKindToAI"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, a mustache mix-up in time travel? That's one hairy situation! #MustacheMayhem"

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