27 Funny horse quotes

• The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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  attraction, front, horse, hottest, humor, life, little, modern, modern life, opportunity, tame, thing, unfortunately, us, woman

• Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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  communication, confusion, everyone, good, horse, horses, humor, idea, keep, lot, nodding, sense, telling, true, year

• Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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  1868, dead, dead horse, going, hell, historical, horse, humor, imagine, outside, situationship

• I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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  3, am, back, car, cars, club, coming, glad, horse, humor, imagine, invention, late, late night, night, riding, transportation

• Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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  animal, encouragement, every, horse, horses, humor, i, motivation, perseverance, quit, remember, stop, time

• Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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  apple, apples, beer, beers, couple, dead, drinking, feeding, game, gaming, getting, horse, humor, just, petting, red, Red Dead Redemption, redemption, relaxation, video, video game

• It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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  animal, camel, Carl, desert, horse, humor, i, name, rental, return, return trip, through, travel, trip, true

• Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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  awkward, awkward situation, bead, bead curtain, broken, broken leg, curtain, getting, horse, humor, leg, me, put, sex, sex shop, shop, situation, tangled

• Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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  animal, animal lovers, attention, cat, cat lady, crow, crow woman, girl, girls, horse, horse girl, humor, humor quote, lady, lovers, quirky, woman, women

• I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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  absurdity, animal, desire, escape, everything, fix, freedom, horse, humor, i, Kazakhstan, wild, wild horse, wish

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