15 Funny horse quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.
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  4 months ago

  View →: To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe
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  4 months ago

  View →: My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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