To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Commentary:
"Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt"

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Commentary:
🐎 Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Commentary:
"Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Commentary:
"Picture this: cramped inside the Trojan horse, surrounded by the lads, engulfed in darkness, trying to stifle your giggles like hehehe 🐴🤫 Who knew sneaking into Troy could be this entertaining?"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the Trojan horse, as described in the quote, is not just a myth but also a symbol of deception and trickery in ancient history? 🐴🕵️‍♂️🏛️

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Commentary:
Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia! 🐎💼 Bet that guy wasn't expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 🤣 #MafiaMagic #HorseWhispererGoneWrong

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Commentary:
"Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it'll still be fun.

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Commentary:
"Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"

Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between a charming prince and a majestic horse! 🐴🤴 Who knew equine companions could be such fierce competition in the quest for true love? Perhaps it's time for a royal horse wedding! 🐎💍👑"