Funny quotes horse

13 Funny horse quotes

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

1 month ago

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

2 months ago

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

2 months ago

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

2 months ago

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

3 months ago

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

3 months ago

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

3 months ago

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

3 months ago

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

3 months ago

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

3 months ago

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

3 months ago

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

3 months ago

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

3 months ago