15 Funny horse quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

  Commentary:
  "Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! 🐎🤣 #WildHorseWisdom"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

  Commentary:
  "Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! 🐴✨😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

  Commentary:
  🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

  Commentary:
  🐎 Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

  Commentary:
  "Picture this: cramped inside the Trojan horse, surrounded by the lads, engulfed in darkness, trying to stifle your giggles like hehehe 🐴🤫 Who knew sneaking into Troy could be this entertaining?"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that the Trojan horse, as described in the quote, is not just a myth but also a symbol of deception and trickery in ancient history? 🐴🕵️‍♂️🏛️

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