22 Funny horse quotes — Wordgag ツ

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

2 months ago2 months ago

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

2 months ago2 months ago

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

2 months ago2 months ago

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

3 months ago3 months ago

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

4 months ago4 months ago

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

6 months ago6 months ago

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

Mar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Feb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Jan 26, 2025

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Jan 26, 2025

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Jan 26, 2025

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Jan 26, 2025

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Jan 25, 2025

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Jan 23, 2025