Commentary:
When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
Funny horses quotes
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?
Commentary:
Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.
Commentary:
Clearly, neigh-sayers have no place in this conversation. 🐴🤔
Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.
Commentary:
Neigh-ver give up! 🐎😄
I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
Commentary:
🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"
Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.
Commentary:
"Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! 🐴✨😂"
Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.
Commentary:
🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome
Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.
Commentary:
🐎🦘 "Riding through the animal kingdom like Goldilocks trying out different chairs… 'This one's too bumpy, this one's too slow, ahh, horses are just right!' 🤣"