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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

3 months ago

I put the hot in psychotic.

3 months ago

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

3 months ago

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

3 months ago

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

3 months ago

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

3 months ago

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

3 months ago

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

3 months ago

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

3 months ago

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

3 months ago

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

3 months ago

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

3 months ago

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

3 months ago