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Sounds like a cozy summer transformation! Who needs a tan when you can have a comforter tan? 🛌📚☕️#RotGirlSummer
117 Funny hot quotes
I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.
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Dropping it is the easy part—retrieving it? That's where the real workout happens! 😂🙌🔥
Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.
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When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
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Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.
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Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙♂️"
Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.
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"Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷♀️🛒✨"
Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.
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"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.
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"When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"
If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?
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"Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"
I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.
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"I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"