17 Funny hug quotes

• I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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  2 months ago

  budget, Christmas, December, everyone, finance, getting, gift, holiday, hug, humor, i

• I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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  2 months ago

  affection, cute, gesture, hug, humor, ID, kiss, large, love, order, place, playful, relationship, romantic, romantic gesture, sweet

• If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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  2 months ago

  cash, comfort, emotional, emotional needs, hug, humor, just, me, money, needs, pocket, put, sad, sadness, support

• I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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  2 months ago

  embrace, hug, humor, i, joke, marriage, me, mistake, mistakes, relationship, told, wife

• I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, embarrassment, hate, head, hit, hug, i, mirror, self-love, sexy, someone

• Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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  2 months ago

  coffee, comfort, dollars, encouragement, hard, hard times, hug, humor, just, million, million dollars, support, thinking, times, want, wishful, wishful thinking

• Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, Christmas, financial, financial struggle, getting, gift, holiday, holiday spirit, hug, humor, just, looks, money, spirit, struggle

• Donuts hug you from the inside.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, donut, donuts, food, hug, humor, inside, snack, sweetness

• Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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  2 months ago

  affection, bonding, break, children, family, hug, humor, parenting, things, time

• Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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  2 months ago

  biter, hug, humor, interaction, joke, me, next, reaction, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, someone, time

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