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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.
Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.
Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

New funny hug quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
1 month ago
Share →: I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Commentary:
"Looks like you got a warm reminder that you're #1! 😂🤗 #EmbracingMistakes #HugItOut"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Commentary:
😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Commentary:
"If only all problems could be solved with a hug, coffee, and a million dollars! Who needs therapy when you've got caffeine and cash, right? Just imagine the line at the hug and coffee shop if this were a reality – we'd all be lining up for our daily dose of comfort and caffeine!"
5 months ago
Share →: Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Looks like Santa's workshop had a budget cut this year! 🎅💸 Time to spread some goodwill… through virtual hugs! 🤗💸 #BrokeSanta #HugsForChristmas"
5 months ago
Share →: Donuts hug you from the inside.

Commentary:
"Who needs a warm embrace when you've got donuts hugging your soul from within? 🍩✨ Talk about delicious comfort food therapy!"
5 months ago
Share →: Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Commentary:
"Remember, hugging your children not only warms their hearts but also saves your fragile possessions! 🤗🧸 Just make sure they don't turn your favorite vase into a soccer ball later on! ⚽😜 #ParentingPriorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those huggers, they might be in for a 'bite' surprise! 🦷😂 Who knew personal boundaries could be so deliciously entertaining? 🤗 #BewareOfTheBiter"
5 months ago
Share →: Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those who claim to be 'huggers'… you might just end up meeting a 'puncher'! 💥😄 Keep those arms to yourself unless you want a surprise response!"
5 months ago
Share →: Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Commentary:
"Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, 'the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!' 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals"