Donuts hug you from the inside.

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Commentary:
"Who needs a warm embrace when you've got donuts hugging your soul from within? 🍩✨ Talk about delicious comfort food therapy!"

Hug your children as often as you can. They can't break things during this time.

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Commentary:
"Remember, hugging your children not only warms their hearts but also saves your fragile possessions! 🤗🧸 Just make sure they don't turn your favorite vase into a soccer ball later on! ⚽😜 #ParentingPriorities"

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those huggers, they might be in for a 'bite' surprise! 🦷😂 Who knew personal boundaries could be so deliciously entertaining? 🤗 #BewareOfTheBiter"

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those who claim to be 'huggers'… you might just end up meeting a 'puncher'! 💥😄 Keep those arms to yourself unless you want a surprise response!"

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, "the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!"

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Commentary:
"Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, 'the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!' 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals"

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Commentary:
Well, if they're really that deprived of hugs, they might as well start a "Bro Hug Club" 🤗👬 Who needs a significant other when you've got your bros for cuddles, am I right? 😄 #TeamBroHug

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Commentary:
"Free Hugs: Making humans happy, but terrifying snakes since forever. 🐍🤗 Just a friendly reminder to watch where you offer your affection! "

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Commentary:
Trying to control a class full of energetic students can feel like attempting to hug a tornado 🌪️💨 – you're just left spinning in circles wondering what just happened! It's a whirlwind of chaos and excitement all rolled into one lesson plan!

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Commentary:
"Seems like this person is aspiring to be the reigning king of 'Where's my hug?' requests – in the least ideal location possible! 🙅‍♂️🤣 Maybe it's time to reconsider their life choices before diving into the world of prison etiquette! 🔒😅"