16 Funny hug quotes — Wordgag ツ

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

4 months ago4 months ago

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

5 months ago5 months ago

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Mar 22, 2025Mar 22, 2025

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Feb 25, 2025

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Jan 28, 2025Jan 28, 2025

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Jan 27, 2025

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Jan 27, 2025

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Jan 26, 2025

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Jan 24, 2025

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Jan 24, 2025

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Jan 24, 2025

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Jan 23, 2025

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Jan 20, 2025

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Jan 20, 2025