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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

1 month ago

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

2 months ago

Donuts hug you from the inside.

3 months ago

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

3 months ago

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

3 months ago

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

3 months ago

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

3 months ago

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

3 months ago

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

3 months ago

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

3 months ago

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

3 months ago