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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Just landed via Instagram:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Seen just now on Messenger:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Trending via YouTube:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Making waves on Reddit:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Breaking via WeChat:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Going viral on Facebook:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Trending via Messenger:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Live now on YouTube:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Going viral on Instagram:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Just landed via Messenger:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Just shared via Pinterest:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Trending via Slack:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Trending via Slack:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Making waves on Slack:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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