Commentary:
"Listen up, you slightly wilted fruit! It's time to hydrate and stand tall like a ripe banana 🍌💦. Let's straighten that back and show the world that you're not slipping away any time soon! 😉"
Funny hydration quotes
Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of hydration vs. screen addiction 🌊📱 Who needs self-control when you have Netflix, am I right? 😜 Someone pass me a water bottle and a remote, stat! 💦📺"
If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?
Commentary:
"Hydration: the ultimate balancing act between feeling like a well-moisturized plant and having a bladder that's more demanding than a diva on a bad day 🚰😡💦 #HydrationIssues"
If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.
Commentary:
"Who needs a bedtime story when you have the magical cure-all for dehydration? 🚰💤 Just a parent's clever way of ensuring hydration levels stay afloat! Cheers to bedtime, the universal solution for everything! 🌙😂"