Funny hydration quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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  Commentary:
  "Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

  Commentary:
  "Listen up, you slightly wilted fruit! It's time to hydrate and stand tall like a ripe banana 🍌💦. Let's straighten that back and show the world that you're not slipping away any time soon! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of hydration vs. screen addiction 🌊📱 Who needs self-control when you have Netflix, am I right? 😜 Someone pass me a water bottle and a remote, stat! 💦📺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

  Commentary:
  "Hydration: the ultimate balancing act between feeling like a well-moisturized plant and having a bladder that's more demanding than a diva on a bad day 🚰😡💦 #HydrationIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a bedtime story when you have the magical cure-all for dehydration? 🚰💤 Just a parent's clever way of ensuring hydration levels stay afloat! Cheers to bedtime, the universal solution for everything! 🌙😂"

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