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🎉😂 "Sounds like you're about to break some cake-smashing records instead of laws! Keep up the clean streak! 🎂🚓"
106 Funny ID quotes
Funny ID quotes are all about those awkward moments when your identity is questioned, or when you forget your ID at the most inconvenient time! 😅💳 Whether it’s trying to prove you’re old enough for something, showing up to a party and realizing you left your ID at home, or the endless struggle of keeping track of it, these quotes turn those “oops” moments into comedy gold. 😂🎫🤦♂️
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- The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.
- I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.
- This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.
- After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.
- I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.
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"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals" -
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"Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! 😂📱🙈" -
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"Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴" -
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"Hey, 'weird freak' is just another way of saying 'limited edition'! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind" -
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"Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife" -
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"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭" -
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"With all these 'workouts,' I must be on the cover of Stress Vogue soon! 😅🧘♀️💥"
Top Funny ID Quotes 🔥
- If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.
- God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”
- Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.
- For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.
- If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.
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