164 Funny ID quotes

• It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

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  delete, desire, detox, digital, digital detox, ID, love, man, me, media, messaging, social, social media, unrealistic, WhatsApp

• Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

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  depressed, depression, education, even, humor, ID, international, international relation, me, news, political, political science, relation, relations, science, study, think, watch

• The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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  eyes, face, Face ID, frustration, hope, humor, ID, loss, loss of hope, phone, technology, work

• If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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  affection, cat, domesticate, follow, home, humor, i, ID, let, me, pet, relationship, stray, stray cat

• If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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  doing, evil, higher, higher power, humor, i, ID, just, me, name, people, power, sarcasm, stop

• If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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  Christmas, game, ghost, ghosts, holiday, humor, ID, Mario, Mario Party, me, party, play, three, video, video game

• If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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  birthday, communication, full, full name, humor, i, ID, name, question, relationship, text, things, wife

• You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

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  amount, decision, humor, i, ID, irony, overthinking, right, self-reflection, think

• For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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  Christmas, confusion, figure, holiday, humor, ID, life, self-improvement, wish

• Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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  again, back, break, comeback, figure, health, humor, ID, irony, media, mental, mental health, ruin, self-deprecation, social, social media, Twitter

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