Funny influence quotes

• The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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  1 month ago

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• No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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  2 months ago

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• I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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  2 months ago

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• I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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  2 months ago

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• My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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  3 months ago

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• If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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  5 months ago

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