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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Spotted on Slack:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Just landed via TikTok:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Freshly posted on X:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Live now on Facebook:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Making waves on Threads:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Just shared via Twitch:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Just landed via TikTok:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Reported on Instagram:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Trending via Messenger:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Going viral on Messenger:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Shared recently on Twitch:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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