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5 months ago
Share →: Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"
5 months ago
Share →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Commentary:
"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Commentary:
Trying to recover from a botched high five is like trying to un-send a risky text message… it's just awkward city, population: you and your flailing hand 🤦‍♂️🤝 Don't worry, we've all been there!
5 months ago
Share →: I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Commentary:
"Mastering the art of nodding and smiling like a pro! 💁‍♂️😂 Who knew that the secret to peace and quiet was simply nodding along? 🤐🤣 #AgreeToDisagree"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Commentary:
"Let's face it, dodging social gatherings like a pro is not exactly an Olympic sport 🤷‍♂️. But hey, at least you've mastered the art of 'Me Time' like a true connoisseur! 🏅 #SocialAvoidancePro #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Commentary:
"Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them… and witness the transformation from friendly neighbor to ruthless tycoon 👀💵🏠 #MonopolyRevealsAll"
5 months ago
Share →: Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Commentary:
"Remember the good ol' 90's when our phones were landlines and the only 'app' we knew was an appetizer? 📞🌳 Ah, simpler times when our social lives weren't dependent on a Wi-Fi signal! #ThrowbackThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded "I wanna talk to you about something" moment… 🤨 At that point, you're just hoping it's a heated debate about economics and not a request to help them move furniture! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #EconomyTalks
5 months ago
Share →: When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Commentary:
"When they ask 'how was your weekend?' just reply 'better than yours' with a wink 😉 and hold that eye contact like a boss! 😎 Who needs modesty when you've got sass, right? 🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Commentary:
"Apparently, mornings and conversation are like oil and water for this person! 🌅🗣️ Maybe they just need a little more ☕ before diving into chatter. Or perhaps a friendly 🤫 sign on their forehead could do the trick! 😆 #NotAMorningPerson"