93 Funny internet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

  Commentary:
  Ah, how the tables have turned! 🔄🙈 It seems the generation gap has shrunk to a mere Wi-Fi signal 📶, with parents now mastering the art of memes and emojis while their tech-savvy offspring raise an eyebrow at their online antics. Who knew our biggest concern would be explaining to our parents that not everything on the internet is true… 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dilemma of our modern times: to be trapped in a vortex of cat videos and endless scrolling OR to brave the treacherous lands of 'No WiFi' zones. 🤔💻📵 It's a battle between #TeamNetflix and #TeamDisconnect… may the strongest signal prevail!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

  Commentary:
  📱💬 “RIP to the trendiest tombstone in town – always keeping up with the latest technology even in the afterlife! You can now WhatsApp the spirits in style! 👻💬”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when ignorance was bliss! 🙈 Who needs internet trolls when you can have peace of mind instead? 😂 Let's cherish the memories of simpler times! 🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of the internet when websites screamed like banshees at startup! 😱🖥️💻 Just imagine the horror of browsing with your volume accidentally turned up! 😂 #ThrowbackTechTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter – the virtual land of fleeting thoughts and endless debates! 🐦 If you've ever delved into the chaotic realm of Twitter threads and hot takes, you'd probably agree that creating Artificial Intelligence is our best shot at restoring some order and sanity in the digital universe! 🤖💬 After all, who knows, maybe AI can teach us a thing or two about concise communication and avoiding unnecessary drama! 😉🌐

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

  Commentary:
  "Just one quick peek at the internet… said every person ever, before embarking on an epic journey down the endless rabbit hole of cat videos, memes, and conspiracy theories. 🌐😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry sweetie, mom's busy being an influencer on the world wide web 💻🌟 Who knew parenting could be so 'trending'? #MomLife #SocialMediaQueen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the internet is the great equalizer, where even the best of us can't resist going full Kanye mode 🤪📱 #OnlineStruggles"

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