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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Making waves on Slack:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Going bananas on Instagram:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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