Funny introduce quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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  Commentary:
  "😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

  Commentary:
  "Desperate times call for desperate measures! 📱🔥 Just make sure you bring your A-game when crashing that live stream… and maybe a sense of humor too! 😄 Here's to hoping she finds your bold move endearing! 🕺🏻💥"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

  Commentary:
  👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the horror of being thrown into a social situation against your will! 😱 Brace yourself for awkward small talk and a sea of unfamiliar faces. This is either the start of a great adventure or a comedy of errors waiting to unfold. 🤣 Just remember, you can always fake a sudden urge to use the bathroom as your escape plan! 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dreaded moment when the "fun fact" request strikes fear into the hearts of introverts everywhere! 🙈 Let's be real, nothing brings a group of strangers together quite like the collective eye-rolling that follows this suggestion. 😂 Who knew a simple icebreaker could inspire such levels of panic and creative exaggeration? So, let's spare ourselves the agony and skip right to the good stuff, shall we? 🎉

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