Funny introduction quotes

• If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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  3 weeks ago

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• “You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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  4 weeks ago

  comparison, DM, DMs, humor, i, introduction, jealousy, media, music, presence, relationship, same, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, through, wrapped

• Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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  2 months ago

  activity, boyfriend, everyone, eye, eyes, funny activity, googly, googly eye, humor, introduction, new, potato, prank, sticking

• I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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  2 months ago

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• You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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  2 months ago

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• The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, everyone, gathering, horror, introduce, introduction, meetup, pressure, social

• “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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  2 months ago

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• Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, forgetfulness, humor, introduction, just, me, name, person, Shazam, social, social awkwardness

• Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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  3 months ago

  bugs, Bugs Bunny, bunny, cartoon, entertainment, humor, introduction, much, music, opera, say

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