Commentary:
"Join the 'We Never Want to Leave the House' club! 🏡 Let's stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. 😂 #HomebodiesUnite"
Commentary:
"Sorry extraverts, muggles, normies, and werewolves… you didn't make the cut! 🧙🧛♂️🧟♂️ #SelectiveReplying #OnlyTheCoolKidsAllowed"
Commentary:
Looks like the introvert already had plans with their favorite W(h)ine 🍷 and Netflix queue! Who needs crowded bars when you've got the perfect company of solitude and snacks, am I right? 😅 #IntrovertLife
Commentary:
"Ah, the introvert's grand escape plan: post-holiday hibernation mode ON! 🎄👨👩👧👦💤 Who needs the hustle and bustle when you can have a week of peace, quiet, and Netflix marathons instead? 😂 #IntrovertLife"
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet victory of canceled plans! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a cozy night in with Netflix and snacks, am I right? 💁♂️ Cancel away, I say – more quality time with my couch awaits! 🛋️ #CancelAllThePlans"
Commentary:
"From a young age, this planner was destined to be a plan-canceller extraordinaire! 🙅♀️💁♀️ Who needs socializing when you can have a cozy night in? Cancel that, I'm staying in my PJs!"
Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you can have a party with plants and pets? 🌿🐶 Social distancing taken to a whole new level! #IntrovertLife"
Commentary:
"Ah, the golden rule with a modern twist: 'Treat people how you want to be treated… by avoiding them entirely!' 🏠😄 Who knew social distancing could be considered good manners too?"
Commentary:
"Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! 🌠✨ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! 🤫🚀"