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"Unavailable is my spirit animal 🦥🔕😴"
139 Funny introvert quotes
Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?
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Is it too much to ask for some "silent mode" on extroverts? Asking for a friend… 🤫🎤😄
Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.
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Dodging small talk with style, one resting face at a time 😂😎🛑
I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
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"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.
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Balancing between candle-lit dinners for one and launching a space mission to find someone who likes quiet… 🚀🍷😂
I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.
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When social media is your only social skill 🤷♂️😂 #KeyboardWarrior
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
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When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️
Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.
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When you're in the group chat just for the background noise 🎻😂📴
People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.
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Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒
Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.
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Trying to convince my couch I'm having a wild night out 🍕🎉😎