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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

May 24, 2026

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

May 24, 2026

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

May 24, 2026

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

May 24, 2026

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

May 24, 2026

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

May 24, 2026

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

May 24, 2026

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

May 24, 2026

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

May 24, 2026

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

May 23, 2026

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

May 23, 2026

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

May 23, 2026

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

May 23, 2026

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

May 23, 2026

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

May 23, 2026

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

May 23, 2026

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

May 22, 2026

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

May 22, 2026

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

May 22, 2026

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

May 22, 2026

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

May 22, 2026

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

May 22, 2026

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

May 22, 2026

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

May 22, 2026

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

May 21, 2026

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

May 21, 2026

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

May 21, 2026

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

May 21, 2026

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

May 21, 2026

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

May 21, 2026

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

May 21, 2026

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

May 21, 2026

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

May 21, 2026

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

May 21, 2026

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

May 20, 2026

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

May 20, 2026

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

May 20, 2026

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

May 20, 2026

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

May 20, 2026

Being social sucks all my energy.

May 20, 2026