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5 months ago
Share →: Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Commentary:
"Me leaving the house: I hope I don't see anyone… *immediately bumps into neighbor, ex, and that person I owe money to* 😅🙈 #OutAndAboutDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Commentary:
"Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Commentary:
"Socializing: the only activity where the highlight is actually the exit 😂👋 #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Commentary:
"Maybe we've been doing it all wrong, and social distancing was the key to happiness all along! 🤔💭 Avoid people, embrace solitude, and enjoy the peaceful sound of your own thoughts… seems like a solid plan! 🌟😂 #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Commentary:
"First, you're as quiet as a sleeping library book 🤫…then suddenly, you're as talkative as a non-stop podcast host! 🎙️ Embrace the transformation, as long as you don't start playing ad breaks in the middle of conversations! 😂📚"
5 months ago
Share →: Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Commentary:
"Can everyone log off? 🚪 The 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up! 🙅‍♂️ Time for some solo virtual zen 🧘‍♂️. See you on the flip side of solitude! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Commentary:
Who needs a crowd when you've got your own personal party going on with your fabulous 10+ personalities? 🎉🎭 Who says you can't have a blast while discussing politics with Politician Pete and grooving to music with Disco Dave simultaneously? 😂 Embrace the ultimate solo shindig in your room – it's where all the cool personalities are hanging out! 🥳 #Partayyy #RoomiesForever
5 months ago
Share →: People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Commentary:
"Join the 'We Never Want to Leave the House' club! 🏡 Let's stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. 😂 #HomebodiesUnite"
5 months ago
Share →: Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Commentary:
"Sorry extraverts, muggles, normies, and werewolves… you didn't make the cut! 🧙🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️ #SelectiveReplying #OnlyTheCoolKidsAllowed"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Commentary:
"Finally, a scent that says 'alone is where the heart is!' 😂🕵️‍♂️🌿 #IntrovertVibes"