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48 Funny invention quotes

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025