52 Funny invention quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the infamous plot by Big Text to exploit our tipsy tendencies and flood everyone's notifications! 🍹📱 Beware of the cunning tactics of those sneaky emojis and drunk texts! 😂📲 #TextsOnTheRocks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, January – the month that tests our endurance and our ability to resist the call of hibernation! 🥶 How about a version with a side of motivation and a sprinkle of sunshine? ☀️ Let's petition to make it happen before the next polar vortex hits! ❄️💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of autocorrect turning 'hell' into 'hello' strikes again! 🔥😂 Looks like the inventor got a taste of their own medicine there! #autocorrectfail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony! 🤣 It seems like someone needs to reassure their health insurance that they are, indeed, healthy! Maybe we should all just carry around a "I promise not to get sick" card instead! 💪🏥 #HealthInsuranceFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a creative workaround! 🤣 Looks like the English language played its own cheeky game of hide and seek with these words. The inventors must have had a good chuckle about this one! 🤖🔠 #WordplayWin

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a day where you're as energetic as a puppy with a bottomless supply of coffee! ☕️🐶 Perpetual motion, no yawns allowed! Who's in for a 'No-Tiredness Day' movement? 💪😆 #BringOnTheZapGuns"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where your body is like a sneaky ninja, always dodging the calorie count and eluding the bathroom scale 🕺🍔 No more guilt trips for that extra slice of cake! Who do we talk to about making this dream body a reality? 🍰🚫⚖️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The person who invented butter really understood humans.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🧈🤔 It's like they said, "Humans gonna human, might as well give 'em butter!" 🙌😄 After all, who can resist the creamy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness of butter? 🤤 Thank you, butter inventor, for truly understanding our buttery desires! 🥳👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the drama and intrigue unfolding behind that dishwasher door! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️ Who knew cleaning dishes could be such a mystery thriller? 🔍✨ #DishwasherDetective"

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