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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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