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83 Funny invention quotes

Funny invention quotes can tickle your funny bone while sparking a little curiosity 🤔✨ about the quirky minds behind groundbreaking gadgets. Whether you’re an aspiring inventor or just love a good laugh, these clever quips blend humor and ingenuity, offering a delightful twist on the world of creativity! 🤖💡 Dive into this collection and let your imagination and laughter soar 🚀😂 as you explore the lighter side of innovation!

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

They should invent a person for me and me only.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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