12 Funny italian quotes

• America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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  3 weeks ago

  America, Chicago, crime, done, fun, gangster, humor, italian, nostalgia, organized, organized crime

• After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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  2 months ago

  after, away, cheese, confirm, enough, food, grandma, humor, i, italian, month, much, never, Parmesan, pasta, scare, too, travel

• If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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  2 months ago

  food, humor, italian, Italian food, lasagna, pizza, put, stacking, still, top, wordplay

• Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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  2 months ago

  away, before, break, breaking, cook, cooking, food, half, humor, i, italian, joke, kitchen, pasta, spaghetti, tradition

• I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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  2 months ago

  am, comedy, dessert, diet, food, food joke, humor, i, italian, Italian food, joke, just, leaving, pasta, pizza, speak, where, wordplay

• Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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  2 months ago

  craving, ever, food, humor, i, italian, love, never, never tired, pasta, something, think, tired

• Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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  2 months ago

  comedy, detail, every, film, Godfather, humor, i, italian, movie, new, notice, observation, time, watch

• Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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  2 months ago

  eating, food, forgetti, humor, italian, Italian food, pun, regret, regretti, spaghetti

• Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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  2 months ago

  break, cooking, every, food, half, humor, italian, joke, noodles, spaghetti, stereotype, stroke, time

• Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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  2 months ago

  cooking, food, humor, identity, italian, just, means, pesto, pounding, relatable, word

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