11 Funny italian quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you found the secret Italian food pyramid: pasta, Parmesan, and a sprinkle of denial! 🍝🧀😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

  Commentary:
  Guess lasagnas took the "less is more" philosophy a bit too seriously! 🍕+🍕=2, but 🍝+🍝=1 🤔😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

  Commentary:
  Pasta crime alert 🚨 Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! 🍝🤣

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

  Commentary:
  "When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

  Commentary:
  🍝 "Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It's the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you've got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Watching 'The Godfather' is like playing a game of 'spot the Italian' on steroids! 🇮🇹 Who knew there were so many pasta-loving mobsters in one movie?! 🍝😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

  Commentary:
  "It seems this person decided to tackle their problems the only way they know how – with a big plate of spaghetti! After all, nothing says 'I regret nothing' quite like a tummy full of carbs and sauce."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

  Commentary:
  "Handle spaghetti with care – you never know how many Nonnas out there are silently gasping! 🍝⚡😂 #FoodieFauxPas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

  Commentary:
  Well, who knew we were all just a bunch of ingredients getting pounded into a tasty paste? 🤣🌿 Next time someone calls you "extra", just tell them you're just trying to live your best pesto life! #PoundingToSuccess

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

  Commentary:
  🍋👨‍🍳 "When life gives you lemons, add a touch of 'ciao' and whip up a ricotta masterpiece! 🇮🇹🤖 Dad took Siri's recipe search to a whole new level with his Italian charm. Who knew technology had a taste preference? 🤔📱 #WhenInDoubtAddPasta"

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