23 Funny judge quotes

• My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, counter, fitness, fridge, humor, judge, just, step, step counter, steps, value, walk

• Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, growth, humor, judge, judgment, less, life, little, personal, personal growth, perspective, self-reflection, should

• I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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  3 weeks ago

  acceptance, bad, bad behavior, behavior, color, equality, humor, i, judge, judgment, me, need, orientation, people, religion, sarcasm, sexual, sexual orientation, skin, skin color

• Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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  3 weeks ago

  algorithm, confusing, humor, identity, judge, likes, me, media, perception, social, social media

• He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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  3 weeks ago

  clicking, court, distraction, honor, humor, judge, minute, pen, times, trial

• One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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  3 weeks ago

  acceptance, being, casual, comfort, friend, friendship, fun, house, i, judge, judgment-free, make-up, makeup, no make-up, pajamas

• I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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  3 weeks ago

  book, cover, evil, face, humor, i, judge, people, stupid, tell

• It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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  3 weeks ago

  court, honor, humor, internet, internet slang, judge, liberating, liberation, shitposting, should, slang, sometimes, try

• Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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  3 weeks ago

  attitude, explaining, explanation, humor, judge, judgment, just, laziness, me, much, myself, too, work

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