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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Live now on Facebook:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs to judge based on superficial criteria when you can simply judge people for their bad behavior? It's like skipping the appetizer and going straight for the main course of judgment! 🙅‍♂️🌈 Just say no to discrimination and yes to calling out bad behavior wherever you see it! 💁‍♀️"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Commentary:
"Your honor, forget the verdict, let's focus on the real MVP here – the brownie maker extraordinaire! 🍫👩‍⚖️ Courtrooms could definitely use more sweet treats and less legal jargon! Who needs justice when you have brownies, am I right? 😜 #BrowniesForJustice"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Commentary:
"Who knew confusing algorithms could be an art form? 🤖🎨 Don't judge me based on my likes – I'm just keeping those algorithms on their toes! 😜 #AlgorithmConfusion"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Commentary:
Well, Your Honor, at that rate, he could probably write the next Great American Novel in just under 3 minutes! 📝💨 Or maybe he's just auditioning for the world record in pen-clicking – the real unsung hero of office life! 🏆😂
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! 💁‍♀️💤 #NoJudgmentZone"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of never judging a book by its cover…unless we're talking about people, then it's apparently a free-for-all based on their faces! 🤨📚😂 Looks like someone missed the memo that 'stupid faces' don't always equal evil intentions! 😉"

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Making waves on X:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Reported on Twitch:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Reported on WeChat:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Making waves on Instagram:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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