True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people… together.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Commentary:
"True friends don't judge each other, they save their best critiques for the rest of the world! 👯‍♂️👀 #SquadGoals #FriendshipGoals"

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Commentary:
"Who needs perfection when you've got awesome running in your veins! 💁‍♂️ Embrace the quirks and let your awesomeness shine brighter than a disco ball! ✨"

I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Commentary:
"Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate."