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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

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Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Just landed via WeChat:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

Spotted on Threads:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Just landed via Discord:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Trending via Messenger:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Trending via Telegram:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Just shared via Facebook:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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Funny k quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter into your day 😂✨ Whether you’re feeling quirky, cheeky, or just need a quick mood boost, these witty lines starting with “K” will have you chuckling in no time 🤪💬 Ready to share some good vibes and clever humor? Let’s dive into the world of funny k quotes that keep the smiles coming! 😄🎉

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97 shares on Messenger this month:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

22 shares on X this month:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

76 shares on X this month:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

54 shares on Discord this month:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

19 shares on Slack this month:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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They should invent a person for me and me only.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

4,006

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Just shared via X:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Freshly posted on Slack:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Freshly posted on X:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Trending via Discord:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Spotted on Slack:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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