Funny k quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously! 🤔 Do they use it to meticulously arrange their sock drawers, contemplate the mysteries of the universe, or perhaps master the art of the perfect cup of tea? ☕️ The possibilities are endless when you're living life in the fast lane of 'k'! 😄 #TimeSavers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

  Commentary:
  "Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

  Commentary:
  "Having $20 in your bank account? That's cute. 😏 But having $20k? Now that's silent movie material. 🤫💰💸 #Ballin'"

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