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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Spotted on Instagram:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Making waves on Instagram:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Funny k quotes

Funny k quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter into your day 😂✨ Whether you’re feeling quirky, cheeky, or just need a quick mood boost, these witty lines starting with “K” will have you chuckling in no time 🤪💬 Ready to share some good vibes and clever humor? Let’s dive into the world of funny k quotes that keep the smiles coming! 😄🎉

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Social Media Stars ⭐

11 shares on Slack this month:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Making waves on Telegram:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Seen just now on Discord:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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