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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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Making waves on X:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Reported on Reddit:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Going viral on Discord:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Reported on Twitch:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Reported on TikTok:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Going viral on TikTok:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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4 months ago
Share →: What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Commentary:
"Seriously! 🤔 Do they use it to meticulously arrange their sock drawers, contemplate the mysteries of the universe, or perhaps master the art of the perfect cup of tea? ☕️ The possibilities are endless when you're living life in the fast lane of 'k'! 😄 #TimeSavers"
6 months ago
Share →: Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Commentary:
"Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!"
6 months ago
Share →: $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Commentary:
"Having $20 in your bank account? That's cute. 😏 But having $20k? Now that's silent movie material. 🤫💰💸 #Ballin'"

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Facebook:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Spotted on Facebook:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Going viral on Messenger:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Breaking via YouTube:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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