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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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17,578

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15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Making waves on X:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Making waves on TikTok:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Just landed via WeChat:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Just landed via Discord:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on Twitch this month:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

67 shares on Discord this month:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

37 shares on Discord this month:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,286

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Spotted on Facebook:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Spotted on Slack:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Shared recently on Reddit:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Making waves on Instagram:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Spotted on Threads:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Going viral on Messenger:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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