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Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Just landed via TikTok:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Just shared via Messenger:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Going bananas on Messenger:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

15 shares on X this month:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

95 shares on Threads this month:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,439

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Freshly posted on Slack:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Just shared via Threads:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Trending via Instagram:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Spotted on Reddit:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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