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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Trending via Telegram:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Just shared via Messenger:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Going viral on Twitch:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Reported on Slack:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Just shared via YouTube:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Going viral on YouTube:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Spotted on YouTube:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Going viral on Discord:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Making waves on Discord:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Seen just now on YouTube:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Just shared via TikTok:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Breaking via Slack:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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