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3 months ago
Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Whoever said midnight snacks are a sin clearly hasn't been to the fridge after dark 🌙💡🍕 Let there be light, and let there be snacks!"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Commentary:
"Trying to use plastic wrap effectively feels like attempting a magic trick that always ends in frustration and tangled mess 🤯🪄♻️ Maybe we need some wizardry lessons to master this elusive kitchen sorcery! 🔮🌯"
3 months ago
Share →: Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Commentary:
"Ah, Tupperware – the cherished guardians of forgotten leftovers, patiently waiting in the fridge until they meet their ultimate fate in the garbage disposal. It's like a delicious time capsule, except the only surprise is whether it's still edible or not!"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious workings of the human brain – a vault of '80s lyrics and a black hole for daily tasks. It's like your mind is stuck on repeat for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" but on shuffle when it comes to why you went to the kitchen in the first place. Perhaps your brain is secretly channeling its inner rockstar instead of focusing on groceries!
3 months ago
Share →: I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of the crockpot – turning bad cooking into a gourmet slow-cooked masterpiece! Who knew procrastination could taste so good?"
3 months ago
Share →: Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of kitchen woes: slaving away for hours to create a masterpiece, only for it to disappear in mere seconds, leaving behind a mountain of dishes that seems to reproduce on its own. It's like a twisted game of culinary whack-a-mole – just when you think you've conquered the kitchen, the dishes pop up again, laughing in the face of your clean plate aspirations."
3 months ago
Share →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic kitchen dilemma: a pantry full of ingredients and not a ready-made meal in sight. It's like the cosmic joke of adulting – you have the power to create a feast, but all you really want is a snack that magically appears at your command. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon ingredient hunting!"
4 months ago
Share →: You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Commentary:
"Who needs salt for seasoning when you have a good old sprinkle of tears instead? 😂👩‍🍳 Just don't forget to stir in some frustration and a pinch of existential crisis for that extra flavor boost! 😉🍳 #ChefsOfTheTears"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive chef who believes in making a grand entrance – not just with the aroma of their cooking, but also with the symphony of clanking pots and pans! Who needs a full kitchen orchestra when you've got this culinary maestro in action?"
4 months ago
Share →: I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have your wine and eat it too? This chef knows the secret ingredient to a good meal – just keep pouring until the food tastes as good as the chef feels!"