89 Funny laziness quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

  Commentary:
  "Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

  Commentary:
  "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

  Commentary:
  "Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

  Commentary:
  "When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My brain is on airplane mode today.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'Hey!' but really mean 'Zzz…'" 😴😂👍

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