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Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Going viral on Facebook:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Going viral on WeChat:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Going viral on Twitch:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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Breaking via Instagram:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Going viral on Slack:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Just landed via Facebook:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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