1121 Funny life quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

  Commentary:
  Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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  Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

  Commentary:
  Trying to manage my one life is like assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions! 🛠️😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

  Commentary:
  So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷‍♂️😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

  Commentary:
  "100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦‍♂️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

  Commentary:
  Feels like finding a unicorn in my calendar! 🦄⏰ Now, what to do with this magical bonus time? 😆✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

  Commentary:
  Just when you think you've reached the end of the bullshit, another chapter drops 🍂📖🔄🤦‍♂️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

  Commentary:
  Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅‍♂️🤫

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

  Commentary:
  Living my best life: professionally unemployed 😂🏖️✨

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