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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
1456 Funny life quotes
Reincarnation, in this economy?
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In this economy, I'd be lucky if I came back as a discount coupon! 😅🤑
You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.
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I guess my opinions have been lying around as long as my unmade bed! 🛏️🤔🗣️
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
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When life gives you lemons, double-check the instructions before you start a lemonade stand! 🍋🤔🙃
“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.
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Living my best life… one mediocre decision at a time! 😂👌✨
I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.
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When you finally find that "adultier" adult, let me know! 🕵️♂️🔍😂
This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a "What just happened?" casserole! 🤪🎢🎉
Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.
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Sure, here it goes: Life hack: Speedrun to getting blocked by spreading too much love! 😂❤️🚫
“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”
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Sounds like your future memoir title should be "2020: The Year That Really Needed a Cigarette Break" 🚬😂📅
As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.
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Who's ready for yet another grand opening of the Life's Reboot store? 🎉🔄😅