Funny quotes living alone

Funny living alone quotes

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

1 month ago

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

3 months ago

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

3 months ago