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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Broadcasted on X:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Live now on Snapchat:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Reported on Discord:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Just landed via Telegram:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Shared recently on X:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Live now on Facebook:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Breaking via Twitch:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Reported on Threads:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Trending via WeChat:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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