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Well, they do say never trust a cow especially when the sun can't swim! 🐄🌞 Mercury is finally back on track, so maybe now the cows can get their act together too. Don't let those sneaky cows fool you while Mercury is direct! 😉🔮
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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.
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"When your pajamas become your new wardrobe staple, you start to blend in with the couch cushions. 🏡👀 #HomelessChic"
It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.
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When your jeans go on a hunger strike but you're just hungry 🍔🛑👖😂
The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.
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Looks like my plants and I are mutually ghosting each other 🌱👻😂
Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.
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That prenup might even have chapters, sequels, and a movie adaptation! 📚😂🏈