Funny mango quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

  Commentary:
  “When the mango’s juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

  Commentary:
  “If he can’t handle your fruit puns, it’s time to peach out 🍑🤣 Let him find someone else to grape about!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

  Commentary:
  Oh no, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that well-groomed hands could lead to such slippery situations? 🚿🥭 Looks like you’ll have to rely on your wits to open that mango-scented treasure! 💅#WellGroomedWoes

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