Commentary:
That smoothie is more of a spoonie! 🥄🥤😂
Funny smoothie quotes
ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.
Commentary:
"When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍"
“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.
Commentary:
Guessing the animals are just mad they can't order kale sippers at the smoothie bar, Karen 🐄🥤🧀
I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.
Commentary:
"Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"
It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.
Commentary:
"Ah, the birthday extravaganza! 🎉 A time when even your former dentist surfaces from the depths to wish you well, alongside the yoga studios and the ever-elusive smootheries. Who knew your special day could unite such a diverse group of well-wishers? 😆 Cheers to feeling the love in all its quirky forms! 💕"