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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

May 30, 2026

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

May 28, 2026

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

May 28, 2026

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

May 26, 2026

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

May 22, 2026