Commentary:
"Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! π
Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! π¦ΈββοΈπ₯ #TheStruggleIsReal"
1900 Funny me quotes
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The Princess and the Pea, except itβs a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of "The Princess and the Rogue Hair" where instead of a sensitive princess detecting a pea under the mattress, it's you battling with a sneaky hair inside your shirt all day long! πΈπ½π΅οΈββοΈ Just like the princess, your quest for comfort is never-ending, and this rogue hair seems determined to be the villain of the story! But fear not, for you are the brave protagonist in this modern fairy tale,
Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? Iβm so tired.
Commentary:
π€― "Defending your Ph.D. is like the academic equivalent of a championship fight – except no one warned you that you'd have to battle a committee of professors instead of stepping into a ring! Who knew academia could be so cutthroat? π Just remember, you've got this – stand tall, maintain your sanity, and show 'em who's boss!"
Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.
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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.
I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.
Commentary:
Oh, the mystery of laundry time estimation! π€π It's like our washing machines are out there playing a little game of hide and seek with us! "Oh, you thought I'd be done in 10 minutes? Surprise, it's actually 30!" π Just come clean with us, washing machine, we can handle the truth – and maybe a few extra minutes. ππ§Ί #LaundryDrama
Can someone please help me, Iβm still at the Fyre Festival.
Saying βsounds good to meβ in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.
