2051 Funny me quotes

• Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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  2 months ago

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• When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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  2 months ago

  chocolate, cravings, eat, hear, humor, i, inner, inner struggle, inside, me, struggle, temptation, voices

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• Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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  2 months ago

  attractiveness, beautiful, compliments, confidence, dating, follows, humor, me, media, new, self-esteem, social, social media, still, thing, women

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• So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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  2 months ago

  ask, conversation, expectations, humor, i, irony, me, relationship, response, trust, well

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• Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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  2 months ago

  challenge, humor, i, irony, just, just do it, me, motivation, Nike, personal, personal challenge, procrastination, reluctance, want

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• I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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  2 months ago

  annoy, difficult, expectations, getting, humor, i, man, me, nerf, relationship, want

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• They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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  2 months ago

  activity, amusement, experience, flattening, humor, machine, me, penny, zoo

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• Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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  2 months ago

  animal, buddy, Funny, humor, me, pet, reaction, seeing, sigh

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• Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, coping, enough, exaggeration, health, hit, humor, me, meds, mental, mental health, psych, psych meds, shovel

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