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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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