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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.
When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.
You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.
Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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5 months ago
Share →: The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "fine once you get to know them" warning – the social equivalent of a puzzle box with a missing piece! 🧩 Proceed with caution, for navigating this enigma may require a manual and a compass. 🧭 Just remember, sometimes fine wine needs time to age, but other times, it turns to vinegar… Cheers to decoding the mysteries of human interaction! 🍷😄
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to spice up those boring work meetings! 😂📱 Just make sure he doesn't accidentally hit 'send' to his boss instead! 🙈💼 #MarriagePranks"
5 months ago
Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!
5 months ago
Share →: This meeting could have been a cake.

Commentary:
"Ah, if only all meetings were as sweet as cake 🍰! Instead, we often end up with just the crumbs 💼🗂️. Maybe next time we can have our cake and eat it too 😄🍰!"
5 months ago
Share →: Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Commentary:
🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself
5 months ago
Share →: Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Commentary:
"Looks like it was a ZOOM-out moment for your jokes! 😅 Who knew virtual laughter had such a high latency! 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming though, maybe next time the Wi-Fi signal of humor will be stronger! 📡😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Commentary:
"I've reached expert level in the art of 'reverse networking' – un-meeting people faster than Tinder swipes. 🔄🙅‍♂️ Who needs new friends when you can just avoid old ones with ninja-like precision? 😎💔 #SocializingLevelZero"
5 months ago
Share →: Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Commentary:
"Ah, the lost art of in-person meetings – where bagels are the unspoken currency and gossip flows like a never-ending stream of office drama 💬🥯 Who knew an hour-long chat could have saved us from inbox overload! #BringBackBagelMeetings"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.
5 months ago
Share →: If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Commentary:
"Trying to maintain that sophisticated facade during Zoom meetings like a pro! 🥃💨☕️ Who knew a little bourbon blowing could make you seem so refined? Just remember, tea time or happy hour, it's all about appearances! 😂"