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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Making waves on Slack:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Breaking via Messenger:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Live now on LinkedIn:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Trending via Messenger:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Trending via Telegram:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Live now on Instagram:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Going viral on Instagram:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Seen just now on X:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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17 Funny meme quotes

Funny meme quotes bring instant laughter 😂 and brighten up your day with clever wit and relatable moments 🤣. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your feed, these hilarious lines turn everyday situations into pure comedy gold 💥🎉. Get ready to LOL and spread good vibes with the funniest captions around! 😜🔥

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23 hours ago
Share →: Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Commentary:
When someone communicates with memes, you're basically getting a PhD in hilarity 😂🎓 #MemeWisdom
2 days ago
Share →: First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Commentary:
LOL, guess I'm just ahead of my time! 😎📈 #CringeToTrendsetter
2 days ago
Share →: Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Commentary:
Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
6 days ago
Share →: If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Commentary:
Laughing at memes is my cardio and ignoring the world is my zen master 😂🌎🧘‍♂️#TherapyThroughMemes
2 weeks ago
Share →: Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Commentary:
Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤
2 weeks ago
Share →: Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Commentary:
When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally 😂💍 #ProtectThePrecious
2 weeks ago
Share →: Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Commentary:
Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅
3 weeks ago
Share →: The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Commentary:
"When memes are your therapy session and your chaos strategy rolled into one! 🤪🧠 #DisturbingThePeace"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Commentary:
"Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Trending via Pinterest:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Shared recently on Facebook:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Making waves on Threads:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Shared recently on Threads:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Going viral on Slack:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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