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5 months ago
Share →: Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Commentary:
"Parents may have selective memory, but when it comes to those noisy toys, they have a perfect recollection! 🧸🔊 Better watch out, those toys have a way of making unforgettable impressions! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs an upgrade to digital memory! 📷💭 Who knew running out of film would be the downfall of a photographic memory? Time to switch to the cloud storage, perhaps? ☁️😄
5 months ago
Share →: My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Commentary:
🤔💭 *Age: the only number that can surprise you on a regular basis!* 😜🎉
5 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the ultimate escape room: reliving your high school reunion! 🎓💃 Can you navigate the drama, dodge the awkward conversations, and find your way out without getting sucked into the black hole of reminiscing about questionable fashion choices and cringeworthy moments? Good luck, dear player! 🤣 #EscapeRoomGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Commentary:
When Mom brings up high school acquaintances, it's like the beginning of a suspenseful horror movie 🎬👻 Can't say I blame you for not remembering them, the drama was real! 🤣 #HighSchoolGossip #WhosWho
5 months ago
Share →: God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Commentary:
"Well, perhaps God's memory has a strict 'delete history' button! 🤷‍♂️🤣 After all, humans do have a way of surprising even the Creator! 🌟😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Commentary:
"Please don't try and pull the nostalgia card on me. I lived through it all, and let me tell you, not everything was all rainbows and unicorns back then! 🌈🦄 #BeenThereDoneThat"
5 months ago
Share →: I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of emotional eating meets forgetfulness! 🍔🤦‍♂️ Who needs therapy when there's a fridge full of comfort food, right? 🍕🙈 Just remember, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips! 🍦🍑 #FoodForThought
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day ☹️🌎 #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Commentary:
"Don't ever forget where you came from. That's where you left your car 🚗… and probably a lot of memories too! Just follow the trail of breadcrumbs… or tire tracks, whichever works!" 😄🚙 #LostandFound #NeverForget